NEW ITEM: VAT MEDIA

Different parts of this thick sludge give off different hues, with every color imaginable being represented in patches. It is necessary for the creation of vat creatures, who can consume it as a form of nourishment even when they reach maturity. Other living creatures will experience one of the following effects if they consume any of this hazardous material:

1d12	Effect
1	Take 1d6 damage, then save versus poison or die.
2	Cured 1d4+4 hit points.
3	Experience uncontrolled cell growth, roll on the DISEASE (OR DISORDER) TABLE on page 14 of the Dungeon Master's Guide.
4	Gain a point of constitution.
5	Lose 1d4 points of constitution.
6	Treat as if it was a potion of delusion.
7	Treat as if it was a potion of longevity.
8	The character experiences a complete bodily transformation over the course of 1d6 rounds. This affects the character as if they had been reincarnated. Use the druid's table on page 64 of the Players Handbook (50%) or the magic-user's table on pages 85 to 86 (50%).
9	Turn into an ochre jelly.
10	Treat character as if greatly intoxicated, according to rules on pages 82 to 83 in the Dungeon Master's Guide.
11	Character is now pregnant with a vat creature of the Dungeon Master's choice. It will gestate in 1d4+4 hours. Male characters will give birth by abdominal rupture causing 5d4 points of damage.
12	Roll twice on this table and ignore another result of '12'.