168 BEDROOM. A man in a white lab coat with the face of a fly is here. He is a former laboratory researcher who suffered an unfortunate teleportation mishap.
Human Fly, Neutral Human Accident (AC 6; MV 12“; HD 4; hp 26; #AT 1 bite; D 1-10; S 16, I 4, W 3, D 18, C 15, CH 3; XP 164)
He has a pad of paper and a quill pen. All he can remember to write is “Help me! Help me!”.