Friday, September 22, 2017


31W PROGNOSTICATION OFFICE. This room is well lit by numerous continual light globes suspended from the twenty foot ceiling. The room is divided into dozens of miniature office cubicles staffed by half sized gnomes.

38 Half Sized Gnomes (AC 8; MV 6”; HD 1-4 hit points; hp 2 each; #AT 1; D Tiny metal letter opener for 1 point of damage; XP 7 each)

The tiny (1 to 1½ foot tall) gnomes were originally employees of Topolino the Mouse-Tooth-Spirit who have been forced to work for the Fang Fairy after her hostile takeover. They are all middle-aged or older, granny and sad uncle types, fond of complaining and arguing but good at their jobs. Their duty is to predict when children will lose their deciduous teeth and to discern where they are. They use various wooden abacuses, pendulum reading, spirit board reading, and tasseography to predict these events. They then write reports for each day indicating which children will lose their teeth and where they live.

Each cubicle holds pens, paper, tea cups, and other common office implements. Each gnome will have 1d10 silver spanners. They have a water cooler, a snack table, and a hot water faucet for making tea.

The gnomes are dissatisfied with the current arrangement and want to see Topolino restored his old position. They will not, however, place themselves at physical risk to do so.

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