Tuesday, November 8, 2016


87G OFFICERS' WARDROOM. Cookie the undead pirate cook is here. He has prepared a feast for the officers but they are undead and not hungry, so he will try to serve it to the adventurers instead. There is a large table and bench seating.

Cookie, Chaotic Neutral Restless Dead Pirate Cook (AC 0; MV 12”; HD 4; hp 20; #AT 1; D 1-6; SD Limited spell immunity, magic weapon to hit; XP 190)

Cookie looks like a transparent dread skull. He is immune to spells such as charm, sleep, and hold. He is not affected by cold or normal weapons. He can be turned as a Special undead and completely destroyed by exorcism. He can make himself and any food he is holding incorporeal and often does so to float through the walls. Like a djinn, he can manufacture items from nothing, although in his case it is for food only.

2 Skeleton Waiters (AC 7; MV 12"; HD 1; hp 7, 8; #AT 1; D 1-6; SD Sharp weapons score half damage only, limited spell immunity; XP 21, 22)

First Course: Seaweed salad with fresh chopped tomatoes and subtle yet delicious dressing (the secret is in the fish eyeballs).

Second Course: Eel egg drop soup.

Third Course: Orc fillets (tastes like honeyed ham).

Fourth Course: Sharkadon in white wine sauce and butter.

Dessert: Cinnamon spider pie.


  1. The correct term is 'wardroom'. And having eaten many a meal in one, the menu sounds more appetizing than elephant scabs, as breaded veal cutlets were known throughout the fleet.