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OFFICERS' WARDROOM. Cookie the undead pirate cook is here. He has
prepared a feast for the officers but they are undead and not hungry,
so he will try to serve it to the adventurers instead. There is a
large table and bench seating.
Cookie,
Chaotic Neutral Restless Dead Pirate Cook (AC 0; MV 12”; HD 4; hp
20; #AT 1; D 1-6; SD Limited spell
immunity, magic weapon to hit; XP 190)
Cookie
looks like a transparent dread skull. He is immune to spells such as
charm, sleep, and hold. He is not affected by
cold or normal weapons. He can be turned as a Special undead and
completely destroyed by exorcism. He can make himself and any
food he is holding incorporeal and often does so to float through the
walls. Like a djinn, he can manufacture items from nothing, although
in his case it is for food only.
2
Skeleton Waiters (AC 7; MV 12"; HD 1; hp 7, 8; #AT 1; D 1-6; SD
Sharp weapons score half damage only, limited spell immunity; XP 21,
22)
First
Course: Seaweed salad with fresh chopped tomatoes and subtle yet
delicious dressing (the secret is in the fish eyeballs).
Second
Course: Eel egg drop soup.
Third
Course: Orc fillets (tastes like honeyed ham).
Fourth
Course: Sharkadon in white wine sauce and butter.
Dessert:
Cinnamon spider pie.
The correct term is 'wardroom'. And having eaten many a meal in one, the menu sounds more appetizing than elephant scabs, as breaded veal cutlets were known throughout the fleet.
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